I saw you standing there by the side of the pit
The sight of you made me say "Woah! Holy shit!"
I slammed my way over and I looked into your eyes
But even then I knew you could see right through my disguise
So I said "Ok so this ain't love at first sight
But pull your pants down, honey, I wanna fuck you tonight."

If you like my bookcase honey, I'll tie your wrists to the shelves
Don't mind those two guys they're just my helper elves
I'll hang you from the ceiling, let your titties swing free
No, there's nobody else here, it's just my camera and me
I saw that smile, baby, you can't give me no lip
Now let me introduce you to my rawhide whip

I met her in the park while I was reading a book
She was feeding pigeons and we both shared a look
I knew she was the one for me, so proper and prim
The way she buttoned up her blouse to under her chin
Oh yes, thought I, I love her so, she so full of class
I'd love to take her home so I can bone her up the ass